Oh my gosh.
This shit can get uglier than Chris Bosh
“I’m bored. I’ma go online and buy a new Macintosh” – shit rich kids say
Teeter totter otter. Gotter notter on the stotter
“Write me a poem, babe” – shit lucky girls say
She say she crave ice cream so I went to Jewel Osco
Before I got back I threw a grenade as the doors slid open at Costco
She say “thanks baby. What took you so long?”
I did nothing wrong! I yelled. Then on my phone was an alert
It said at Costco someone unleashed hell
Teeter totter otter. Gotter….