Random List Pt. 14

Mowing the lawn at the crack of dawn and you end up smoking crack with Sean

You work at a hospital, and your patient says I want to see your amazing legs

Shopping at Sears for winter gear and when you walk out of the store you’re at Navy Pier

Telling someone what kratom is, and as you talk, your mouth expels a kratom mist

Televising the surmising vising, the palapadizing grand salizing

The circadian rhythm of Macy McGivens

The alternate reality in which, the cattle sucked one dick

A condom slips, a condom rips, a condom was never put on the dick

The woman who works, as a clerk at an office, jumped out of the window and into a coffin

The novella of man is stellar and grand, everyone witness…the secular man


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