This is gonna sound like I’m bragging but too bad
I saw a blind man on the corner
He kept asking
My seeing eye dog, where is he
He felt around and touched air
Kinda looked like a mime
Touching a wall that ain’t there
I looked to see if anyone else would help him
Kuz I was feeling lazy
No one did shit
Ok I’ll help him cross the street
But then what? That’s it?
I asked him where are you going?
He said home
I said ok, I’ll take you
I led him to my car
And the whole ride he kept saying
Thank you, thank you!
It was kind of annoying
I dropped him off and his sister said,
She offered me 20 bucks but I had to say,
No thank you.