Perry Mathis

Mathematics Mathis

There was a guy named Perry Mathis.
He taught math to special ed students in the future
So he taught them calculus kuz…get this,
In the future, special ed people are really smart
But not super smart like non-special ed people

Anyway, Perry Mathis scolded a student for fucking up the slope
He called em a dope and called on the next student,
Sasha McDyse
She also got it wrong, Perry got so mad
He gave her a wedgie, she was wearing a thong

Perry called on every student
Not one answered correctly
Perry jumped out of the window
And the slope of the fall
The students calculated correctly

Yay!

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