Crazy Thanksgiving Sonnet

The news, around-the-clock views got us stressed
Sensational press, I tell truth in jest
Jaded protestors told, Give it a rest
I do think the Haiku is Mexican

I saw Jim Acosta smiling at work
Drinking beer, in the White House hallways lurked
He buried the lead, on his shirt was dirt
I do think the Sonnet is Alien

I saw a comic bomb vomit on stage
His moniker was Maniacal Mage
He read his jokes off a page, they did age
Well. Well, well. The Limerick is Arabic

The gluestick is Polish like sausage is
I dipped a coffin in ketchup and bit!


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