Poetry

World Leaders

I wanna slap the shit

Out of Angela Merkel

Idk why, I just do

Then I want to fuck Putin from the back

Whether or not he lets me, that point is moot

I want Justin Trudeau to give Jose a lap dance

Melania Trump came out of the dressing room saying, do these pants make my ass look fat?

I said yeah, but that’s good.

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