Javier Vazquez

The Story Of Javier Vazquez

Using a cobra as a yo-yo, eating a ho-ho in slow mo and rocking a Tony Romo


Hi. I’m Javier Vazquez from Jersey. New Jersey that is.

By the age of 25 I had 3 kids

1 on the way from a different mom

Where did I go wrong, I often ask this shit

I’ll never say I regret having my kids

But this stinks!

Child support has pushed me to the brink

I work at an old rusty facotry

Late on child support so the court is after me

They’re gonna take away money automatically from my checks

I forget what that’s called

All I have to relax me

Is what I’m doing right now

Playing basketball

Alone at midnight.


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