Using a cobra as a yo-yo, eating a ho-ho in slow mo and rocking a Tony Romo
Hi. I’m Javier Vazquez from Jersey. New Jersey that is.
By the age of 25 I had 3 kids
1 on the way from a different mom
Where did I go wrong, I often ask this shit
I’ll never say I regret having my kids
But this stinks!
Child support has pushed me to the brink
I work at an old rusty facotry
Late on child support so the court is after me
They’re gonna take away money automatically from my checks
I forget what that’s called
All I have to relax me
Is what I’m doing right now
Alone at midnight.