Poetry

Shh! The Storyteller Is Here

I’m chilling muthafucker
Killing muthafuckers
The fact that you cannot
Write like Jose
Hurts your feelings muthafucker

Well I’m not sorry
Let me tell the stories
I know they’re catchy, that’s why you can’t ignore me
Isn’t it obvious?
You let the storyteller tell the stories
Duh!

You just pop a squat and listen
And if you have a question raise your hand
But don’t speak without permission

I’m an old school kinda teacher, I might hit you with the ruler
Or take off my belt
And get a little crueler
But if you get on my good side?
I might pat you on the head
And you’ll become a little cooler

Anyway…I gotta get back to work, my real job
Funny how my real job is the one that doesn’t pay – yet
I went to the casino with a pocket full of money
Let’s make a little bet

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