Poetry

Random List Pt. 7

The Flinstones meeting the Jetsons in space and remarking that their way of life was better

At Subway, you frustrate the sandwich artist as you debate internally between mozzarella and cheddar

Giving a Jew a Christmas sweater on Easter

Starting a hot new dating app that you sell to Facebook for $50 million called Geester

Cramming for a test and failing, then not studying at all for the next one and passing

Waving high to your coworker and she contemplates telling her boss you are harrasing

Showing up to work everyday and reminding yourself this is not permanent

Acting out a sentence that does not have a verb in it

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