I became a lobbyist
I storm into offices and represent
My company, my industry
Politician rushes over, goes for my briefcase
In it is a quarter million bucks
I gladly give it up
And say: next time there’s a mass shooting, what do you say?
Gun control sucks!
Didn’t even look at me when she said it
She was too busy slobbering all over the money
I was like hmm this democracy thing is kinda funny