Shakita Henderson

A Funny Story

Hi. I’m Shakita Henderson and you can tell by my first name I’m not white
I used to be into men but I turned dyke
Now I ride a bike all manly and shit
And I burp loudly when I take shits

I found me a bad lil mama to get down and freaky with
She like, me no speak ingles
But I said that’s cool, eso bueno
You speak sexo?
That language universal

Then one day I met a guy named Hershal

He made me wanna
Switch back
I said mhm *licks lips*
I wanna hit that

So I got all dressed up and I hit the block
Saw him chilling with his homie and I stopped
To say hello, I’m thinking we flirting and shit
Then next thing you know….this muhfucker Hershal
Kiss his homie in the lips!

WTF!!!!

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