Poetry

Random List Pt. 6

Living in a world where it rains tortillas

What if the Spanish word for chair was chair and in English it was silla?

Going to a drive thru at a White Castle and you see the menu of McDonald’s

What if instead of a football head the main character had a tennis ball head in Hey Arnold!?

Throwing a Molotov cocktail into a snake pit

A woman with implants that come with a tag reading: Fake Tits

Eating guacamole in a church, is that Holy Guacamole?

What if jolly was pronounced joley?

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