Waking up to a crocodile in your room but it doesn’t know you’re there…problem is it’s blocking the door 😦
Living on a huge planet but only 1% of it you’ll get to explore 😦
Someone watching you eat shit disguised in a smore 😦
Going to someone’s wake, crying over the casket, and then you hear him snore 🙂
Experiencing 9/11 at the age you are now
Asking why when you should have been asking how
You have a choice, starve to death or (literally) eat a live cow
Getting an A in 3rd grade and your teacher puts a 🙂 on your test and writes WOW!
Going to a movie and you hear black people talking but you’re afraid to tell them Shut Up!
A co-worker during lunch break smiles oddly as he watches you take a sip out of a cup
Going to explore a volcano and as you reach the top it erupts
Writing your ass off as you tell everyone around you, Never give up