Poetry

She Is My Wife

I made up my wife
I’m like, wife, what do you think about this passage?
Wife: omg Jose, I love it. That’s so touching what you said towards the end of it. Definitely keep that in.
Me: thanks, wife.

5 minutes later.

Me: Hey wife, do you love me?
Wife: of course I do Jose. You know that.
Me: ok thanks wife. Just checking.

1 minute later

Me: hey wife
Wife: what Jose?
Me: do you want to watch me play Madden?
Wife: yes Jose

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