Poetry

Random List Pt. 1

A retarded walrus

The asparagus of hairakiss

A flying centipede colliding head-on with a flying millipede
Then they morph into one ugly bug

A rug wearing Lugz

Putting the lid of a pot on a volcano to contain a volcanic eruption

A baby incapable of suction

Elizabeth Smart, a sexy abduction
The guy had a blast while it lasted

An elastic ass kicked

Patrick tracked it

A package from FedEx gone missing

A showerhead over the sink in the kitchen

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