Poetry

Smooth Cat

I took a shit in the blender
Then hopped off the kitchen counter and added milk
Then I spun the damn thing
I need this sort of shake to heal my injuired hamstring
Home remedies. They can get crazy
Sometimes I don’t even masturbate
Not because I don’t want to but because I’m too lazy

I gave a ride to a hot babe. Dropped her off at Morton College so she could acquire knowledge
Gave her my digits and now we’re drinking wine, doing coke and I’m all up in it
I’m in her like her organs
Sorgan is not a word but it oughta be
Actually it might be I should look it up
When u went to the bathroom I pissed in your cup
And now I offer it to you
Who knew I’d end up being a hero
The prominent weirdo

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