New day. New entry.
They ask. Who sent me.
Uncle Benjii. Duh.
Me is who. They envy. Whu?
Politique Deluxe
I shanked Joe Biden
And had a smoke with Secret Service on the patio
Good job, guys. And they departed.
Through the sliding doors Joe twitched, I saw him, he looked grim
I said, see, Joe? What you started?.
His last breath was surpassed when he farted
Then he died in earnest. I watched TV.
That was two hours ago. By now you will have learnt this.
Random Dialogue Pt. 12
I got hired by Comedy Central
They like the way I play a guy who’s mental
Little do they know…
Producer: Ok. Now we’re gonna set the cameras here, behind you. And you just sit at your computer and do what you would normally do.
Jose: Ok.
*Jose picks his nose and smears green with a hint of red on the wall*
Producer: Wow. That’s nice.
Jose: I’m hungry. I want to eat the cheese sticks I left in the fridge.
Producer: Ok. Follow him. Come on.
*We are in the kitchen, I am leaning against the sink, eating*
Producer: This is so typical of a Jose story – it’s not going anywhere!
Jose: I rhyme daring. Feelings I ain’t sparing.
Producer: Wow. Did you guys get that?
Chair Munoz
I masturbated into a flower pot
And I swear the lillies grew 10 inches
Finches, they are fish
But I couldn’t distinguish them to save my life
My new wife, is life, and she’s a hell of a woman
Now I’ma rhyme that with tuhman
I kissed the TV, a young Salma Hayek appeared
I touch my own ears to make sure they are there
I comb my hair as I look to see what I’ll wear
My firstborn, I will name him or her, Chair
